Monday, March 15, 2010

Voices In My Head

Not all audio books are created equal. I've been listening to Wharton's House of Mirth, and am not loving it solely because I cannot abide the narrator's voice. When simply reading without embellishment her voice is pleasant enough - a little Kathy Turner-ish maybe. But unless adept at it (let's say a Robin Williams or a Meryl Streep) I wish narrators would not attempt a collection of voices to represent the characters. In the version I have, the deep-throated and hackneyed interpretation of Lawrence Seldon's voice was at first amusing, and then became downright annoying, as it makes him sound like "wolfie" dressed in Granny's clothing emoting, "Oh so better to see you with..." or a thinly moustached, slick-haired debaucher of young women urging, "Have some Madeira, m'dear," while twirling his waxed handlebars. It is escrutiating to the point I dreaded any conversation involving poor Mr. Seldon, and so I will have to brace myself for more to come. A shame really, since I am enjoying the story itself. The narration is such a...I guess the word is "distraction." And, of course, Wharton's language is so richly beautiful, I regret not being able to linger over a passage that strikes me. Audio books travel at their own pace. I suppose I could fiddle with the buttons and replay the portions I particularly like, but that's not so easy when eyes are on the road. However, since it is the only way I will be able to get it read within the next few months, I am resigned to hang in there. This is the first audio book where I have run across this particular problem. Naturally, I wouldn't want the text read as though being done by an automaton, but I think it's possible to find a happy medium. Mine is, of course, purely subjective criticism and I imagine others have found this particular audio edition delightful.

On the opposite end of the enjoyment spectrum, The Lost City of Z: A Tale Of Deadly Obsession In The Amazon, written by David Grann and narrated by Mark Deakins was spellbinding. The background story surrounds British explorer and member of the Royal Geographic Society, Percy Fawcett's unrelenting quest to find an Eldorado-like lost city deep in the uncharted Amazon that he named simply: "Z". In 1925, Fawcett (after already trying and failing multiple times), his 22 year-old son Jack, and Jack's friend Raleigh Rimell disappeared during an expedition into the Amazon jungle. What happened to them remains mere conjecture. All that is known for certain is that they were never heard from again. There were many subsequent attempts to "rescue" the lost men, which resulted in the deaths of hundreds of others bent on solving the Fawcett mystery, and thereby garnering a sort of immortality. Numerous theories have been offered to explain Fawcett's fate. But none of those theories have been supported by any tangible proof. The truth is impossibly illusive. Grann, a writer for The New Yorker magazine and an admitted "couch potato," set out on a mission of his own to retrace the steps of the Fawcett group. Luckily, he survived to tell this wonderful tale. The Lost City of Z is part personal memoir, part biography and a totally mesmerizing adventure tale filled with Indians who could sling poison arrows with the precision of surgeons, maggots that crawl into human flesh and fester there, maddening insects, and fish and animals (not to mention cannibals) that would love nothing more than to make a meal of a hapless adventurer. It was so gripping it was almost dangerous to listen to while driving; one should be concentrating on the road. "How did I get on my driveway? I was just on the Upper Xingu badly in need of bug spray and a bath." Interspersed with listening to the book, I would Google Earth the Amazon coordinates where the Fawcett group was last seen, and then "fly" overhead, northward. That was close enough for me, and scary enough for me since my idea of roughing it is a hotel room without room service.

I understand a movie based on the book and starring Brad Pitt is due out in 2012. Although I think Pitt is too pretty for the role, not gritty enough, I will be in the audience with the largest tub of popcorn they sell.

7 comments:

  1. A reader can really make or break an audio book. My husband loves audio books and he has a small stable of readers that he loves and will look for books they have read. At one time he even considered listening to a couple of the Left Behind books because his favorite reader did them. I managed to talk some sense into though before he went down that path :) I've been wondering abut Lost City of Z. Glad to hear it is good. Perhaps if they give Pitt scruffy facial hair and lots of dirt he won't look too pretty in the role, but somehow I doubt it.

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  2. I have a feeling Pitt will get gritty! Meanwhile, it's interesting to hear these different reviews of audio books. I've never listened to them (I either read or I don't, and if I'm in the car for long periods of time I pop in a rehearsal tape and sing), and I've wondered what makes a good one.........

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  3. Stefanie, I haven't had that much exposure to audio books to realize how important a narrator is to the overall enjoyment of the book - although common sense should have told me so. It never dawned on me that "readers" had groupies! Who knew?!! What are some of Bookman's faves? I'll be on the lookout for those.

    Tink, I tried singing while driving once, but was pulled over by the police who thought I was transporting wild animals in the trunk of my car. "I was only singing, officer." "Sure, lady. Hands on top of your head, step away from the car." In the end, I was given a ticket for noise pollution and banished from the county. So, audio books are a more prudent choice for me. Although, I would love to hear a tape of YOU singing.

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  4. Actually, that narration sounds HILARIOUS. An unintended result, no doubt, but still jolly good for a laugh! I've heard Zadie Smith is a great reader of her own work... I think it was Zadie Smith...anyway, someone said they prefer her as an audio writer, not much caring for the written version - isn't that an interesting contradiction?

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  5. Also must get this Lost City of Z. Already hating the idea of Brad Pitt in the role.

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  6. I usually like the readers of the audiobooks I listen to, but if you get a bad one, it's really distracting and difficult. I actually prefer listening to British books because I like readers with British accents better. Maybe they are less irritating because it's an unfamiliar accent?

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  7. Doctordi, I actually pleaded with the CD to "oh, shhuut uuup already!" Out loud. I mean, I literally groaned! But I'm already half-way into it so...Oh, and now Rosedale is sounding like Selden, only with a frog in his throat. As for Z, since Fawcett was a Brit, I think he should be played by one. Someone like Ray Fiennes perhaps. Someone long and lean and British. Someone NOT Brad Pitt!

    Dorothy W, this reader's characterizations are not only distracting, they are silly. I guess that's my main gripe. And I agree with you about the British voice (another reason I don't see Brad Pitt as Fawcett). Different enough to be interesting, but familiar enough to understand, unless, of course, for the English literature professor I had at University College, Dublin who spoke as if he had a mouthful of marbles and whom [who?] I could not understand at all. I could have sworn he wasn't speaking English

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